Darlo Debs
8:56 Mon Jul 15
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Have my ex here eating his dinner..
not a euphemism
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Pagey
8:37 Mon Jul 15
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Agent Scud 10:32 Mon Jul 15
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Quite possibly the greatest piece of advice ever given. About anything. Ever.
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Nurse Ratched
8:01 Mon Jul 15
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š§ @ Mashed.
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,
7:38 Mon Jul 15
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That was quite a good and accurate euphemism I take it?
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Tomshardware
7:36 Mon Jul 15
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My ex asked me to clean out her gutters.
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mashed in maryland
7:19 Mon Jul 15
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"Trixie from Basildon rather than how you knew them .... Mervyn the builders labourer"
Aka Nurse Ratched on WHO
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Sven Roeder
7:15 Mon Jul 15
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Has gone ahead and had the full gender realignment and was wondering if you like to meet with Trixie from Basildon rather than how you knew them .... Mervyn the builders labourer.
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eswing hammer
7:03 Mon Jul 15
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Heās about to tell you heās HIV .
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Mike Oxsaw
5:31 Mon Jul 15
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She left with no deal, right?
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Spandex Sidney
4:57 Mon Jul 15
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Agent Scud 10:32 Mon Jul 15
This, all day long. NEVER talk to any exes unless both tanks are completely and thoroughly emptied first.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
4:47 Mon Jul 15
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"Hi I'm Troy McClure you may remember me from such films as My Ex lured me into a gang rape and Drunk Text Daddy."
Ex for a reason. Leave well alone.
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Mike the Hammer
4:39 Mon Jul 15
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She sent the text to the wrong person...
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Dave Boozle
4:32 Mon Jul 15
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Aināt? She sounds classy.
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mashed in maryland
4:27 Mon Jul 15
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Send her the link to this thread
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tr3bor
4:25 Mon Jul 15
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Women are odd, even the ones you think you know well.
A text like the one you received is definitely after some attention.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
4:22 Mon Jul 15
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It's time for a child maintenance cost review?
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ChillTheKeel
3:51 Mon Jul 15
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The good old hoover. Block her in the cunt.
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,
3:48 Mon Jul 15
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Troy did she tell you that her guide dog had died?
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jooliandix
3:46 Mon Jul 15
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She wants to know did you give her aids or did she give it to you ?
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w4hammer
10:54 Mon Jul 15
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her strap-on she used to pole you with has snapped and wants to know where you bought it...
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Manip
10:46 Mon Jul 15
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Cunt her in the Bastard.
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